Adult Moses Costume

30 $

Adult Moses Costume

30 $

This Adult Moses Costume is perfect for church plays and pageants. Playing Moses is a very important role and it’s necessary to look the part.

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If we were the pharaoh in the Book of Exodus, we’d have been a lot less stubborn after Moses showed us what he could do. We mean, as soon as the prophet turned a staff into a snake, that’s when we’d have said “THAT’S IT! WE’VE SEEN ENOUGH!” and probably gone so far as to offer Moses and the Israelites a ride to the promised land ourselves. Moses might have said, “But I’ve got all these plagues lined up…boils…frogs…and you’re going to hate the last one…” And we’d have said “You just turned a stick into a bloody boa constrictor, did you really not think that would be enough? GET OUT OF HERE!”

We guess some people are just stubborn. Still, Moses taught us a lot. It’s good for kids these days to learn that breaking a tablet can mean something much, much worse than having to go to the Apple store the next day. (Maybe Adam and Eve should have just gone to the Apple store to begin with…) And we appreciate him sticking to his guns. How many men have the tenacity to look for a place for forty years without once stopping to ask for directions? (Paradoxically, that joke might just be older than Moses himself.)

When you wear this robe, belt, and tunic, people will be begging you to get them out of work and go get lost somewhere. And if you don’t want to grow your beard out for five years, take the easy way out and get a beard wig here while you’re at it! Can’t be a biblical prophet without a beard! (Seriously, does anyone in the Old Testament not have a beard?)