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We know what you’re thinking…you’re thinking that it’s time to talk about the fact that the real cause of the Civil War was due to seven Southern states saying, “Yo, I think we should break up” and the North responding to their late-night text with a big “LOL NO”…and so they went to war and it was a huge thing, and then after it was over and everyone gathered at the after-the-final-shot reunion show, everyone else involved was all, “No, the REAL reason why you fought was because of A, B, and C”. To which the North and South both responded with a “Kind of but not really, here are the receipts so don’t get it twisted, and also, can we live?” Which, obviously, was answered with a resounding “nah”, and so here we are, still debating each other about the real cause of the Civil War.
So, like…get ready for more historical discussion about that when you wear this Adult Union Costume!
Because, honestly, it’s not like you would pick a Civil War costume so you could just stand around and chat about the chips and dip all night, right? You obviously know some history, and maybe even care about its legacy, and so donning a costume like this is the perfect way to say, “Hey. I have thick non-fiction books in my apartment that I have actually opened and probably even read. Come at me.” It even comes with foam shoulder pads, so people will only have to take one look at you as you march into the room to know that, when it comes to the state of the union, you mean business…but then they’ll also notice those gold-tone buttons and dapper sleeve detail and see that you know how to draw the battle lines when it’s time to party. So prepare your troops and show ’em how it’s done. It’s war, boys!