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Right next to Tickle-Me-Elmo Red sits the legendary, much-sought-after wisteria! This ain’t no mauve, either—in fact, it’s everyone’s favorite color in the crayon box, right? Ask any little kid what their favorite color is, and 9 out of 10 times the answer’ll come back: “We love wisteria!” Every basic box of 4 crayons given out with every diner kid’s menu up and down the land has red, blue, yellow and––you know it––wisteria. Legend has it, if you go out to eat for your birthday, sometimes the wait staff will sing you a song about wisteria instead of “happy birthday.” We’re still waiting patiently for that day.

Just kidding. Wisteria is for the too-cool-for-school crayon who wants to stand out from the box. “Are you lavender?” “No, I’m wisteria. You’ve probably never heard of it.” Guaranteed not to rub off on your hands (but sadly not as edible as real crayons), our Wisteria Child Crayon Dress is officially licensed by Crayola, unlike those cheap, waxy crayons Uncle Mike got you that just glide across the paper. That’s the last time we depend on Uncle Mike. Doesn’t he know what it’s like not to have the right crayons? Doesn’t he respect the importance of our drawings!?

We hope he gets it straight. Because your little girl deserves a costume in the color as unique as she is. It ties in the back for a fitted appearance and has a poly-foam headpiece that just screams, “Color with me!” Wisteria is perfect for a garden scene, a princess’s bedroom or cartoon kitten. Look, there’s a reason this is a girl’s costume. The boy equivalent is… taupe.