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Jeez, were there ever any good pirate dentists out there? We guess not because those scurvy dogs definitely weren’t known for having the best teeth in the world. We guess they didn’t listen to their mothers before they left and forgot to pack a toothbrush or enough toothpaste to last the whole journey.
We’re sure that you take great care of your teeth. No cavities and they’re as white as the best pearls. That’s what you need around here on land but what about when you want to really perfect your pirate look? Well that’s where these disgusting Pirate Teeth come into play. Now all you need is a little Dental adhesive to stick these to your teeth and you’ll look like the ugliest of those historical sea rats. Maybe you could wear these to your next dentist appointment and really give those poor neat freaks a scare!