a flight attendant? Then you’re missing out! You’ve never known the thrill of showing a crowd of cramped, tired people how to use a seatbelt! To push a metal cart full of tiny sodas around an aluminum tube hurtling through the sky at 500 miles per hour! To tell some ticked off businessman from Omaha that passengers have a five bloody mary limit on domestic flights! And the free travel! One night in Sandusky! The next in Kokomo! Yet another in exotic Walla Walla! You couldn’t even dream of the excitement, the adventure that is flight attendance!

But we left out the best part — it’s the uniform. That luxurious hip-hugging dress, the inviting hat, that not-a-care-in-the-world crimson scarf tied ever so daringly around your sveldt, beautiful neck. Even if you’re not a flight attendant flying the friendly skies, why not treat yourself to a taste of the thrill with this Friendly Skies Flight Attendant Costume? No one ever wants to the plane to crash, but they’ll definitely want to crash at your place when they see you wearing this! They’ll be bringing you drinks for a change, too!