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Look, we know what you’re thinking: When you think “sexy”, you think gorilla, right? So. OBVIOUS! But that’s only because you’re smart…the rest of the animal kingdom out there? They’re clueless. They can’t even spell “cookie” in sign language But you? You’re special. After all, we’re preeeettttyyyy sure that this whole human species business started with lil’ ol’ you.
So it’s no surprise that you know how to bring the rumble to the streets, and when you wear this Sexy Gorilla Costume, you’ll be telling all of those baboons out there what they already know, deep down: that you’re the true queen of the jungle.
If there’s one thing you know, it’s how to stay on top of the banana heap and keep the rest of those alpha females in line (while bringing all the apes to the yard) by using your keen fashion sense and accessorizing know-how to your advantage. When all those other monkeys will be freezing their tails off in the chill October weather, you’ll be keeping things tropical in a warm faux fur hoodie and fingerless gloves. Even better, this Plus Size Sexy Gorilla Costume completely solves the age-old dilemma of how to get away with accessorizing with your favorite fruit. A banana purse? So smart! So sustainable. After all, elevating your look is what keeps you separated from the rest of the animal kingdom and ahead of the pack, amirite?