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How many times has the following happened to you? You’re at the gym getting a really good pump on, you know, really just crushing those bench presses, when all of a sudden you get a call from your buddy Bob. Oh no! You totally forgot! You had made plans to go duck hunting that day! But you can’t go in your gym clothes, so you drive all the way back home across town, put on your bright orange outfit, and go meet Bob by the lake. Everything is going fine until you get yet another call, this time from your fiancée. She sounds angry. Oh no! You totally forgot again! You had planned to get married that day too! So you leave Bob with the ducks, drive all the way home again, and put on your tuxedo. What a drag!

And while you’re frantically driving to the altar, you wonder: isn’t there be a better way? Can’t there be an outfit that combines the functionality of gym clothes, the high visibility of hunting garb, and the class of men’s formal evening wear all in one convenient package?

Well, now there finally is. We call it The Orange Dutchman Traxedo, and it’s the solution to all your fashion needs! With this bright orange jacket, pants, and bow tie, you’ll be truly prepared for anything and you’ll look as good as it’s humanly possible to while you are. You’ll never need to wear anything else for as long as you live!