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Well… h-howdy ma’am. Golly, we ain’t never seen such a pretty girl before. All our life raisin’ cattle, we never dreamed we’d end up in this saloon, watching you dance. Might be the prettiest thing we ever saw in the whole wide world. Bet that burlesque show took forever to learn, what with all the dancin’ and the twirlin’ and some such. And that pink sure does light up your eyes, ma’am. Gosh! We admit that we’re just a little captivated by your beauty. We don’t fancy ourselves to be poets but you make us want to try. Sometimes at night, when we’re out on the range with our cows, we sit by the fire looking up at all them stars just wondering what kinda world might be out there. But when we’re sitting here with you, gosh maybe that’s all we need in this world.
Ahem, forgive us, we slipped into another time for a moment there. What is it about a good burlesque costume that brings so much to the imagination? Just looking at those ruffles is enough to picture a crowded saloon, cowboy hats a’plenty, and the grizzled old bartender quelling a fight while a troupe of girls clop their heels on the wood stage and men who only take a bath once a month sip whiskey from dirty shot glasses. Whoa, maybe got a bit too vivid there at the end. The point is, everybody loves a sexy Whiskey Girl and in this costume with that big feather in your hair, everyone’s going to know where they should be looking: right at you!